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BlakeS5678
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#26 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 12:40 AM
Because it was there.
How wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
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DrowningFishy
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#27 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 12:56 AM
Considering woodchucks can chuck about 75 pounds of dirt in a day, if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would chuck about 700 pounds.

Why are baby screams annoying?
Disclaimer: I am just being a goof ball, please ignore me if offended.
BlakeS5678
Scholar
#28 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 1:09 AM
Because they go into your head and upset the unicorns.

Why are Koala bears so adorable?
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Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
5M0K3
Banned
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#29 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 1:14 AM
They aren't.

Who's the best creator on Mod The Sims?
DrowningFishy
Scholar
#30 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 1:16 AM
The one standing behind you with a knife.

Why is the grass greener on the other side?
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5M0K3
Banned
Original Poster
#31 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 1:21 AM
Because that's stupid ol' Johson's side... Y'know, the guy with a better house, job, wife, kids...

Why do children love Justin Beiber?
Yakumo-dono
Lab Assistant
#32 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 1:48 PM
Because he's really an alien who hypnotize all un/underdeveloped brains with autotune melodies.

Why does a cactus have spines?
vhanster
Theorist
#33 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 2:48 PM
Because it wanted to become a porcupine

How do you avoid death?
Petchy
Theorist
#34 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 3:01 PM
Life fruit.

What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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haricots
Scholar
#35 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 4:03 PM
You really want to know, huh? Don't ask me! I don't know it either. Maybe, 3 steps per second?

How can I become a good modder?
Hey there! :)
Shhh
Field Researcher
#36 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 5:52 PM
You can't.

Why do people have freckles?
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LilyT
Test Subject
#37 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 5:56 PM
It's where the womb fish bit them before they were born.

Why is all the rum gone?
I love turtles.
Rawra
Alchemist
#38 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 6:06 PM
Because I'm drunk.

What's happening?
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
BlakeS5678
Scholar
#39 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 6:11 PM
Events.
Why are the people on MATY so vicious sometimes?
Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
EliDawn
Lab Assistant
#40 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 6:13 PM
You're floating away.

Why does my internet keep kicking me out?
haricots
Scholar
#41 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 6:25 PM
The internet hates you.

Why am I so ugly?
Hey there! :)
Rawra
Alchemist
#42 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 6:38 PM
Because your mirror's broken.

Why am I so vain?
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
BlakeS5678
Scholar
#43 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 9:30 PM Last edited by BlakeS5678 : 29th Oct 2011 at 12:17 AM.
Because your mother is too. (No offense, it was a "silly" response.)
What will the world do for a klondike (think that's how you spell it) bar?
Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
5M0K3
Banned
Original Poster
#44 Old 28th Oct 2011 at 10:28 PM
5 billion.
How many milli-seconds are in a century?
BlakeS5678
Scholar
#45 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 12:19 AM
A lot.
How many cute furry Koala bears will it take to make some one say "awww"? Mr. Koala (my avatar) is sad!
Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
5M0K3
Banned
Original Poster
#46 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 12:25 AM
Trick question.

How long can you go balancing a spoon on your nose?
Kathwynn
Forum Resident
#47 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 3:54 AM
Just that long..

Is there a darkside of the moon?
SpookyOkyBatGirl
Field Researcher
#48 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 4:08 AM
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooonnn!

What is the psychological reasoning behind why people lie?
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haricots
Scholar
#49 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 4:19 AM
Because they're smart!

How can I make my parents happy forever?
Hey there! :)
5M0K3
Banned
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#50 Old 29th Oct 2011 at 4:32 AM
By kissing babies.

Is my dog god?
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