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dutch
Instructor
#26 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 2:04 PM
Unfortunately, the obese and hairy Swedish man liked it. Then he asked for your number...
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paksetti
Scholar
#27 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 3:22 PM
Fortunately, you don't have a cell phone

(unfortunately you don't have a cell phone?)
"You're born naked, and everything else is drag."
dA
Last.fm
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dutch
Instructor
#28 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 3:25 PM
Unfortunately (Fortunately?), he said it was alright that you didn't have a cellphone.

He would just follow you home instead.
Robodl95
Theorist
#29 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 4:09 PM
Fortunately you secretly liked him too
Hi I'm Paul!
dutch
Instructor
#30 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 4:19 PM
Unfortunately, it was all just a dream. The next day, you woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. (which I assume was all unfortunate)
Robodl95
Theorist
#31 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 4:49 PM
Fortunately it turned out that you were also high which explains your dreams about a hairy Swedish man.
Hi I'm Paul!
Kailacat
Scholar
#32 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 5:34 PM
Unfortunately you were seen carrying a bag of illegal drugs through town (that's why you were high) and the police are at your door.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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dutch
Instructor
#33 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 5:45 PM
Fortunately, you quickly bribed them with some of the weeds you were carrying. They ain't seen nothin'.
paksetti
Scholar
#34 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 6:02 PM
Unfortunately, your friends saw you easily bribe the cop, and call weed "weeds", so now they assume you're an undercover cop.
"You're born naked, and everything else is drag."
dA
Last.fm
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Robodl95
Theorist
#35 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 6:06 PM
Fortunately your friends are also undercover cops
Hi I'm Paul!
Rawra
Alchemist
#36 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 6:36 PM
Unfortunately your wife has just left you.
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Robodl95
Theorist
#37 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 6:45 PM
Fortunately she just left to do some shoe shopping.
Hi I'm Paul!
iibeccax
Lab Assistant
#38 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 7:13 PM
unfortunatly, she got hit by a bus and died
Robodl95
Theorist
#39 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 7:19 PM
Fortunately she was a bitch anyway...
Hi I'm Paul!
Kailacat
Scholar
#40 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 8:04 PM
Unfortunately at her funeral, you don't cry so everyone thinks you're mean.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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Rawra
Alchemist
#41 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 9:42 PM
Fortunately, your wife gets up and runs away.
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Lavaster
Top Secret Researcher
#42 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 10:03 PM
Unfortunately, that means she's a zombie.

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Kailacat
Scholar
#43 Old 30th Jan 2011 at 11:56 PM
Fortunately, zombies have no personality and that means she's not a bitch anymore so you keep her as a zombie.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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socherish
Lab Assistant
#44 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:09 AM
Unfortunately, all her sexy parts rotted and fell off
Robodl95
Theorist
#45 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:19 AM
Fortunately no one wants to make love with a zombie anyway.
Hi I'm Paul!
dutch
Instructor
#46 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:29 AM
Unfortunately, you actually do.
Oaktree
Scholar
#47 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:31 AM
Fortunately, your local sex shop sells zombie dolls.
socherish
Lab Assistant
#48 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:39 AM
Unfortunately, you spent all your money on your wife's funeral and can't afford one
~Dee~
Instructor
#49 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:45 AM
Fortunately your friend had one he doesn't use anymore and gave it to you.
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dutch
Instructor
#50 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:47 AM
Unfortunately he wasn't really a hygienic person and the doll wasn't kept in its best condition...
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