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Vitae
Test Subject
Original Poster
#1 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 12:02 AM
Default Corrupt A Wish
Basically you just ruin the wish of the poster before you.

Examples~

"I wish for a bag of chips."
"Granted. They're poker chips."

"I wish for $1,000."
"Granted. You got it by murdering a wealthy man."

Etc. Okay, I wish for the ability to fly.
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TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#2 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 1:16 AM
Granted. You are a fly.

I wish for peace between humans on this planet right here. U know, Earth...
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smorbie1
Mad Poster
#3 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 1:55 AM
You got it. Humans are now at peace. They have joined together to fight the robot apocalypse!
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TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#4 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 2:22 AM
Quote: Originally posted by smorbie1
You got it. Humans are now at peace. They have joined together to fight the robot apocalypse!


Yay!

I wish I didn't have a wish

"Granted. You have created a paradox."

I wish for Fresh, cooked Bacon that has not spoiled or have had anything bad happen to it or me...
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haricots
Scholar
#5 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 3:14 AM
Granted, but the Bacon is just a rubber toy.

i wish I have iPhone 4 for my next birthday...
Hey there! :)
TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#6 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 4:21 AM
Granted. The iPhone 4 however is cursed, and eats your entire family and turns the world into a post-apocalyptic wasteland...

I wish for three more wishes... :P
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vhanster
Theorist
#7 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 5:15 AM
Granted. But those wishes expires in 3 seconds

I wish I don't have to do presentation tomorrow.
TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#8 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 5:22 AM
Granted. But you now have a rigorous math test. :P
I wish that this wish would end
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Vitae
Test Subject
Original Poster
#9 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 5:46 AM
Granted. Because of your lack of punctuation, the wish-granter assumes you meant "would end my life." And it is made so.

I wish someone would invent the portal gun.
TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#10 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 7:06 AM
Granted. However, you fall into an infinite portal loop and kill urself...
I wish that I wished for something...
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Element
Forum Resident
#11 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 7:25 AM
You wish for something. It is an unfathomable horror.

I wish I had the powers of invisibility.
"Given enough time, hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where it is going." - Edward R. Harrison
haricots
Scholar
#12 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 7:49 AM Last edited by haricots : 7th Aug 2011 at 7:52 AM. Reason: Mistake in a word
Granted. Now you'll never be seen, and you can't see others... (creepy)

I wish that everyone who wish their wish is granted in this wish thread is wishing another wish for being granted by other wisher (dizzy??).
Hey there! :)
Vitae
Test Subject
Original Poster
#13 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 8:00 AM
Granted. They all wished terrible things would happen to you.

I wish my friends appreciated Nirvana more.
haricots
Scholar
#14 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 10:03 AM
Granted, and they're the only one going there from you all. You never get there...

I wish the next poster don't make any wish...
Hey there! :)
Rawra
Alchemist
#15 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 10:23 AM
Granted, but you didn't mention whether it is the next poster after you or the next poster after the next poster. xD

I wish my novel becomes famous.
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
haricots
Scholar
#16 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 12:10 PM
Granted, your novel is famous on the rubbish bin all over the world

I wish I don't wish my previous wish.
Hey there! :)
Ledgo
Field Researcher
#17 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 6:39 PM
Granted. You fished it instead.

I wish I accidentally the whole thing.
Vitae
Test Subject
Original Poster
#18 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 6:57 PM
Granted. Accidentally thing you whole the because pickles.

I wish for a fried egg.
TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#19 Old 7th Aug 2011 at 8:49 PM
Granted. You didn't specify if you anted to have a fried egg, eat a fried egg, or be a fried egg...guess which one was granted...

I wish I was completely indestructable against everything, and not a cockroach...
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TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#20 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 1:06 AM
Swweeeeeeeeeeet...

Granted. Due to your blood being switched with SunnyD, you die due to lack of oxygen going to your brain...

I wish that I wished for my last wish, but instead of being just a bionic limb, I want to be a bionic arm (indestructable, remember that...)
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SuicidiaParasidia
Alchemist
#21 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 1:41 AM
granted. when you outlive your usefulness, you will be tossed to the side of the road and be made a home for field mice for the rest of your existence.

i wish more of these wishes made any sense...
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TMNTForever
Field Researcher
#22 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 3:21 AM
Granted. You now understand nonsense, but you no longer understand sense.

I wish.
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kiwi_tea
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#23 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 3:32 AM Last edited by kiwi_tea : 8th Aug 2011 at 4:29 AM.
Granted. You can now actually finish sentences. But only with the words "for a boil on my left thigh."

I wish for an infinite supply of tea that doesn't scald me to death...
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vhanster
Theorist
#24 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 5:22 AM
Granted, but your supply of tea comes in the form of powder and it buries you alive

I wish I can turn back time
Vitae
Test Subject
Original Poster
#25 Old 8th Aug 2011 at 8:08 AM
Granted. You go too far back and get eaten by an Albertosaurus.

I wish for fake, vegetarian-friendly 'chicken'.
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