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#51 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:49 AM
Fortunately you had some bleach and cleaned it up.

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#52 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:54 AM
Unfortunately you were afraid to use it after cleaning it with bleach.


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Theorist
#53 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 12:55 AM
Unfortunately your wife ate your brain

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Scholar
#54 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 1:24 AM
Fortunately you had a spare in the trunk.

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Top Secret Researcher
#55 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 1:42 AM
Unfortunately it was a defect.


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Scholar
#56 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 2:01 AM
Fortunately the defect actually made it smarter than usual and yay now you're smart (er).

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#57 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 2:15 AM
Unfortunately you got tired of dolls and went to the mall.


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#58 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 3:06 AM
Fortunately, on the way there you found a winning lotto ticket.

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Scholar
#59 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 3:09 AM
Unfortunately, it was expired.

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Theorist
#60 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 3:10 AM
Unfortunately it was in Russian... in Soviet Russia lotto tickets win you

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Top Secret Researcher
#61 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 4:06 AM
Fortunately you got on a flight back to the U.S.


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Instructor
#62 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 7:26 AM
Unfortunately the plane crashed.

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Instructor
#63 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 8:31 AM
Fortunately, you were completely unscathed.

...You got on the wrong flight. To Bolivia.
Alchemist
#64 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 9:41 AM
Unfortunately, your mother-in-law was waiting for you at the airport in Bolivia.

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#65 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 4:30 PM
Fortunately, the mother in law of your zombie wife is much hotter and has better sexy parts than you zombie wife's rotted parts.


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Instructor
#66 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 4:37 PM
Unfortunately, she'd only like you if you were actually a zombie.
Scholar
#67 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 5:29 PM
Fortunately she had crabs, so you didn't want a piece anyway.

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#68 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 6:15 PM
Unfortunately, the crabs weren't the STD kind, but real, edible Alaskan Crabs. You're very hungry, but since you insulted her, your zombie mother-in-law won't let you have any.

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Scholar
#69 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 6:56 PM
Fortunately there are crabs readily available at the nearest street vendor.
Alchemist
#70 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 7:12 PM
Unfortunately, the vendor goes away becausee his crabs are out

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#71 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 7:19 PM
Fortunately, he left all his lobsters behind.

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Lab Assistant
#72 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 7:55 PM
Unfortunately, the recent death of your pet lobster has made it too painful to eat them
Alchemist
#73 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 8:08 PM
Fortunately, you find some fish left in the fridge.

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Theorist
#74 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 8:36 PM
Unfortunately you're not really in the fish mood...


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Theorist
#75 Old 31st Jan 2011 at 9:01 PM
Fortunately your mother in law was there to feed them to you.

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