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23rd Jul 2018 at 9:38 AM
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SimCity Song - Parody of Lorde's "Team"
New mayor in town...splines have been reticulated
It's time to build a city
Look upon my greatness as I
Build some roads now ~
Build a power plant ~
Build residential zones right next to factories
and build commercial too, and don't forget the police
Now raise the taxes - we're making dough hand-over-fist
But you can't cut back on funding - YOU'LL REGREEEEET THIIIIIIIS!
Build us a stadium today
Lower the taxes - we won't pay oh no!
We got a tornado - and an earthquake!
I built a city
on my computer screen
not very pretty but I sure know how to run things
And if I ruin
the the the infrastructure it's ok
I'm the mayor
and I'm here to stay
I'm kinda over getting told about pollution in the air
... So there
So now the city's broke
Coffers are empty
But it wasn't my fault
(yeah, right)
And everyone is leaving
due to potholes in the streets
And citizens demand tax relief
I built a city
on my computer screen
not very pretty but I sure know how to run things
And I can summon
another monster from the bay
I'm the mayor
and I'm here to stay
I'm kinda over getting told there's heavy traffic everywhere
... so there
And tell that angry mob, led by my mom that they can go elsewhere
... so there
I built a city
on my computer screen
not very pretty but I sure know how to run things
I'll type F-U-N-D
That earthquake wasn't caused by me
I'm the mayor
Of my Sim City
Of my Sim City
And you know, and you know, and you know!
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