Maybe it's (gasp!) a TOWNIE! *screechy violins from Psycho*

I KNOW!!!! it's a dirrrrty playa version of Mortimer...mwahahaha!!!

Thank you, Dorka! I'm honoured (sp?) to have a great writer like you reading my story

Maneater: Thank you and you know, that song from your avie (Smack that) has been in my head the whole week.

Love hunt

Love hunt

‘Is this him? Are you.. Boris?’
Veruca sighed.



‘John, Nina!’
Two young people ran to her immediately.
‘John, take him to your salon and make him irresistible. Nina, it’s your turn afterwards. Spit spot, let’s get a move on!

The man took Boris by the arm and dragged him into a white room with uncountable mirrors and even more lipsticks, blushes and fake eyelashes. John’s face shined when he walked in. Apparently, he was familiar to all this stuff.
‘Please, take a seat, dear.’ he said smiling.



Boris sat himself down, knowing his beautiful locks were going to get cut.

Nina was already waiting in the dressing room when Boris walked in, with freshly cut hair.
‘I must say that is quite an improvement, but really, take those clothes off, it looks like your going to build a house from the ground up!’
Boris, as dumb as he is, didn’t feel insulted at all. He just grinned and let this gorgeous redhead pick an outfit for him.



‘Veruca, contestants, it’s time for the picture and I want to go home! Hurry up a little!’



Brandi was sitting in the red sofa, it was brand new and uncomfortable. A black skinned girl was sitting next to her. She was wearing a green hair band and a batik top.
‘I guess she’s one of the contestants too.’ Brandi sighed.

Boris, as dumb as he is, didn’t feel insulted at all. He just grinned and let this gorgeous redhead pick an outfit for him.

Love Hunt

Love Hunt

Hi and welcome to the 3rd cycle already of Love Hunt! My name is Veruca Allen and I’m very excited to be back. Let me introduce you to the three ladies who all want to win someone’s heart. You’ll find out whose heart later in this episode!



Meet Esther, a twenty-nine year old who has lived in Strangetown for fifteen years. She is soon to open a shop and get successful! Her love life isn’t such a success and that’s exactly why she decided to join the show!



Hannahbel is used to the life of a single as she never had a boyfriend. She grew up surrounded by women, her mother and grandmother. She doesn’t have a lot male friends and didn’t even experience her first kiss yet! This lonely soul decided it was time to grow up and get some masculinity into her life.



Last but not least, we have Brandi. She’s a single parent of 3 sons and finds it hard to meet new men. She hardly ever gets out and is close to depression. But no fear, Brandi, Love Hunt is here to help you out!

After the break: Meet the predator!