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#651 Old 10th May 2009 at 2:48 PM










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#652 Old 10th May 2009 at 6:45 PM
I laughed at the last one xD





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#653 Old 18th May 2009 at 12:23 PM
Some 'engrish' fun for you



..and have a nice day..


People dying of heart attacks will be severly punished!


Only if you invite Johnny Depp :D


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#654 Old 18th May 2009 at 4:03 PM








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#655 Old 21st May 2009 at 1:04 PM
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#656 Old 24th May 2009 at 8:33 AM
some star trek funnies I found while looking for Spocky avatars :D


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#657 Old 29th May 2009 at 11:08 AM








Typical
#658 Old 29th May 2009 at 11:50 AM
Instructor
#659 Old 29th May 2009 at 12:08 PM
LoL funny pics guys.
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#660 Old 10th Jul 2009 at 4:05 AM
Going to do a bit of a series with this for a bit, baby care guides.









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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T'

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday. 'Get it, duuhhh?'

The man answered, 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'

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Alchemist
#661 Old 10th Jul 2009 at 9:55 AM Last edited by SuicidiaParasidia : 10th Jul 2009 at 10:43 AM.
my two cents. :3 sorry if i messed anything up!









**EDIT** forgot this one xD


"The more you know, the sadder you get."~ Stephen Colbert
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." ~ Jon Stewart
Versigtig, ek's nog steeds fokken giftig
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#662 Old 14th Jul 2009 at 12:18 AM









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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven hundred & ten knob.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven hundred & ten knob?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 knob is, Click Here: 710 Knob.

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#663 Old 16th Jul 2009 at 10:06 AM










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#664 Old 19th Jul 2009 at 8:25 AM
these should go on failblog! Ha! hilarious! sorry, I don't have anything to contribute, I lead a boring life.

Three equals four.
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#665 Old 19th Jul 2009 at 4:12 PM







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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's joy stick is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete .
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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Instructor
#666 Old 19th Jul 2009 at 7:50 PM Last edited by gulhare : 19th Jul 2009 at 8:16 PM.
yummy





umm, dont know if i need to explain. they serve different kinds of sandwich-type foods.....baguette, ciabatta and........
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#667 Old 20th Jul 2009 at 5:16 PM










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#668 Old 22nd Jul 2009 at 3:50 PM








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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
-Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
-You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
-Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
-It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
-There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is.......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
-Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 8


Too cute.

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