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Alchemist
#76 Old 23rd Jan 2010 at 11:48 PM
*dies*

I AM in heaven.

Everything sucks, until it doesn't.
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Mad Poster
#77 Old 23rd Jan 2010 at 11:49 PM
*breaks out the shot glasses and vodka*
Banned
#78 Old 24th Jan 2010 at 12:35 AM
*gets the booze* Woohoo!
Alchemist
#79 Old 24th Jan 2010 at 1:15 AM
*turns on the music*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Everything sucks, until it doesn't.
Banned
#80 Old 24th Jan 2010 at 2:51 AM
*djs*

Whoo, I suck at this! yea!
Lab Assistant
#81 Old 12th Feb 2010 at 5:58 PM
I'll do the dj-ing then, if you suck at it soooo much XD

Back to the party:

U guys r wasted....


Typing in a forum in the slowest way to die
Lab Assistant
#82 Old 27th May 2010 at 8:34 PM
3 months later AND THE PARTY'S STILL ROCKIN'

*unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*
*takes over the DJ booth*
*mix mix SCRATCH cut c-c-cut SCRATCH (Daft Punk playin')*

Tornado Drills: more effective than Ex-Lax.
Test Subject
#83 Old 6th Jun 2010 at 3:31 AM
I enter the party.

* I start reading a novel, peacefully*
* 10 minutes later, I have a drink of juice, (hopefully it's not spiked.)
* I look at the many dead bodies on the floor when I get back from the juice bar, I poked one of them, the body moved!
* I continued reading my novel, (uninterrupted by the loud music.)

If you are not a fan of Kirby, you make my cry. If you are a fan of Kirby, you make me feel overjoyed! Kirby FTW, forever!
Top Secret Researcher
#84 Old 2nd Mar 2011 at 4:00 AM
Wow, cool party...

"stands in line for sushi"

3 hours later

THERES TOO MANY DAMN PEOPLE HERE!!!

"goes to bar and orders a shot of Vodka"
"Sits thoughtfully"
"leaves to go to his girlfriend's house for dinner"
Theorist
#85 Old 3rd Mar 2011 at 9:17 PM
This party is empty!
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

Hi I'm Paul!
Alchemist
#86 Old 5th May 2011 at 9:27 PM
Where's my damn vodka?! I want Gorbatschov! *Drinks, pukes, sleeps 3 min. dances, drinks, pukes etc.* Wait.. where is everybody?

If you remember me, I'm awesome!
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Test Subject
#87 Old 13th Jun 2011 at 10:26 PM
(.Y.) sexy like meh! OO
''''''
Lab Assistant
#88 Old 27th Jan 2013 at 8:01 PM
brings 3 stripers and gets a mouthfull of pepsi,then lays on a couch ,openes a bottle of shampaine and spills it into geroge16s face
Mad Poster
#89 Old 28th Jan 2013 at 1:55 AM

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Top Secret Researcher
#90 Old 6th Aug 2013 at 8:47 PM
Gets some Absolut, then guzzles it down.
10 units later...
Flirts with anyone....

Just Call me Square!
Scholar
#91 Old 7th Aug 2013 at 9:00 AM
Breaks the bottle of Tequila then screams loud "I'M DRUNK!". After that he passes out.
Top Secret Researcher
#92 Old 7th Aug 2013 at 11:07 PM
*runs round shirtless*

Just Call me Square!
Alchemist
#93 Old 29th Sep 2013 at 2:25 PM
Quote:
A hand-pumped air pistol, without a BB or pellet, creates a high velocity wind sheer that will compromise the structural integrity of a fly, without splattering it. You can then pick it up with a Kleenex or toilet paper, and finish it off...
Tackdriver, Winsted CT, USA


Gonna get my BBgun to my room

If you remember me, I'm awesome!
__________
Need help building? We'll help.
Top Secret Researcher
#94 Old 23rd Dec 2013 at 10:14 PM
Dies.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Just Call me Square!
Scholar
#95 Old 24th Dec 2013 at 1:17 PM

*walks in*
"Fergus is here, b*tches!"
*Goes straight for the alcohol*
*Mixes all the booze; especially the vodka and tequila and pretty much everything on offer into an oversized cup*
*Dances around with everyone and slut-drops multiple times before filling up my glass with another oddly coloured cocktail*
*Starts pole dancing*
Sober Fergus can deal with all the embarrasment after the party is over...
Top Secret Researcher
#96 Old 24th Dec 2013 at 8:58 PM
*twerks*

Just Call me Square!
Scholar
#97 Old 27th Jan 2014 at 6:21 PM
*Takes off hat*
* Screams "I love soil" *
*Passes out*
Top Secret Researcher
#98 Old 3rd Mar 2014 at 10:16 PM
And hello there. I have apparently been drunk for months on end

Just Call me Square!
Scholar
#99 Old 3rd May 2014 at 11:58 PM
*Chugs box wine* Where did everyone go?
 
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