#1
28th Dec 2011 at 12:10 AM
The Magic Kid
Once upon a time there was a magic kid,
And he lived in a tin hat,
With a lid.
He used his magic key
To open a house,
But didn't know that the house
Was a mouse.
He stood inside the mouse very keen,
Finding a toothbrush
And a bean.
No one knew he was there,
Even if they looked
Everywhere.
To come to a conclusion,
The Magic Kid
Could not come back
To the lid. (The tiolet lid, that is)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)