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#626
20th Dec 2017 at 3:56 AM
20th Dec 2017 at 3:56 AM
Quote: Originally posted by ihatemandatoryregister
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Stacking multiple babies in a crib didn't do much to improve the scent of the room. |
For reasons Nervous didn't care to guess at, the witch started humming the Star Wars theme after muttering..."Wipe them out. All of them."
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#627
20th Dec 2017 at 3:27 PM
20th Dec 2017 at 3:27 PM
...where penguins go in the summertime...the farm.
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#628
23rd Dec 2017 at 11:31 PM
23rd Dec 2017 at 11:31 PM
Samantha was becoming anxious; trash pickup was late AGAIN!
#629
24th Dec 2017 at 1:17 AM
24th Dec 2017 at 1:17 AM
#630
29th Dec 2017 at 9:42 PM
29th Dec 2017 at 9:42 PM
The dog: Silly humans, young ones have to be read a whole book about toilets, the tiny one just poops in his clothes. Even the littlest pup knows where to poop, and won't do it in his bed.
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#631
29th Dec 2017 at 9:54 PM
29th Dec 2017 at 9:54 PM
#632
9th Jan 2018 at 3:14 AM
9th Jan 2018 at 3:14 AM
The room was stuffy, so Super Toddler stuck her head outside.
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#633
10th Jan 2018 at 5:10 PM
10th Jan 2018 at 5:10 PM
Impatient, I double post-
"oh, I just love a man who dresses like me...or wait! I hate a man who pees in his jump suit..and stands there smiling because it's ...warm?"
Ok try THIS one:
"oh, I just love a man who dresses like me...or wait! I hate a man who pees in his jump suit..and stands there smiling because it's ...warm?"
Ok try THIS one:
#634
10th Jan 2018 at 5:35 PM
10th Jan 2018 at 5:35 PM
"I didn't know daddy was into that kind of thing!"
#635
10th Jan 2018 at 9:57 PM
10th Jan 2018 at 9:57 PM
#636
10th Jan 2018 at 10:11 PM
10th Jan 2018 at 10:11 PM
(She discovered her father is into being handcuffed. It wasn't very good caption, I admit.)
#637
11th Jan 2018 at 12:43 AM
11th Jan 2018 at 12:43 AM
#638
11th Jan 2018 at 2:08 AM
11th Jan 2018 at 2:08 AM
#639
13th Jan 2018 at 7:20 PM
13th Jan 2018 at 7:20 PM
"Join your commune? I'm going to have to think about that for a while and get back to you."
#640
13th Jan 2018 at 9:02 PM
13th Jan 2018 at 9:02 PM
The caesaran section didn't go completely smoothly.
#641
13th Jan 2018 at 9:48 PM
13th Jan 2018 at 9:48 PM
You've heard of apron strings? Now try: superglue!
#642
14th Jan 2018 at 11:13 AM
14th Jan 2018 at 11:13 AM
#643
15th Jan 2018 at 2:32 AM
15th Jan 2018 at 2:32 AM
[/QUOTE]Or: Hehheehee it wrapped it's leg around my arm and now it's trying to bite my boob!" "Jeez, she's not an "it" she's a baby. Didn't mom ever tell you about them?"
#644
25th Jan 2018 at 11:07 PM
25th Jan 2018 at 11:07 PM
Um, that's the same pic as above, so I'll provide another.
#645
26th Jan 2018 at 1:05 AM
26th Jan 2018 at 1:05 AM
#646
26th Jan 2018 at 4:58 AM
26th Jan 2018 at 4:58 AM
"If I had thumbs, this would be off already. I am not cute. I am badass."
#647
26th Jan 2018 at 6:24 AM
26th Jan 2018 at 6:24 AM
"Can't beat infidelity, join 'em."
#648
29th Jan 2018 at 4:06 AM
29th Jan 2018 at 4:06 AM
Yes, I'm really a female. And you have no idea how frustrating it is to shave all this hair just so I can wear makeup!
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#649
29th Jan 2018 at 7:16 AM
29th Jan 2018 at 7:16 AM
"Excuse me sir, I'm just gonna clean here, don't mind me"
(I am not funny... i realized)
(I am not funny... i realized)
#650
30th Jan 2018 at 4:33 AM
30th Jan 2018 at 4:33 AM
"It's bad enough doing this while wearing the stupid hot dog costume..."
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