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Elephant
Unsocialized Homeschooler
Original Poster
#1 Old 29th May 2009 at 2:16 AM
Default Funny Quotes
We don't have this thread already do we? It's hard to keep track.

Post some funny quotes!


"It's not the mesh ... It's not the texture ...It's not me ... I am pretty sure it's you."
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ZimZ
Theorist
#2 Old 29th May 2009 at 5:24 AM
lols. That's funny that one... This isn't funny just felt like saying it cuz it popped ito my head "You hang up. No, you hang up. Ok.... *beep* Hey she hung up on me!" it's not meant to be funny just wanted to say it.
KyleTheArtist
Mad Poster
#3 Old 29th May 2009 at 6:29 AM
"Jk Rowling proved that teenage novels can be longer then 500 pages. Stephanie Mayers proved that some shouldn't."

"I'm violated, yet satisfied."

This one is a bit racist, but it was kind of funny. From conversation with my Star Trek nerd friend :D
"I do not like Spock and Uhura romance. I mean come one, pointy ear chocolate babies?..Seriously..."
Rikachu
Mad Poster
#4 Old 29th May 2009 at 6:55 AM
Lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lewjen
Typical
#5 Old 29th May 2009 at 9:05 AM
Quote: Originally posted by KyleTheArtist
"I do not like Spock and Uhura romance. I mean come one, pointy ear chocolate babies?..Seriously..."

Bahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
ZimZ
Theorist
#6 Old 29th May 2009 at 10:44 PM
lol chocolate babies.
Rikachu
Mad Poster
#7 Old 30th May 2009 at 6:07 AM
Squidward: "Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"
Mr. Krabs: "What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow?"
Squidward: "Huh?"
Rapsheba555
Mad Poster
#8 Old 30th May 2009 at 8:17 AM
pointy-eared chocolate babies. sounds cute. Mixed babies are adorable
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

Take a look-see, hmm...? Go on, click them:
The Super Mario Project, Nintendorks Island-Celebrating 2 Years Online!
ZimZ
Theorist
#9 Old 30th May 2009 at 9:23 AM
you mean mixed like those fredo frogs that are white at the top and brown at the bottom (it's chocolate, I'm not sure whether other countries have it)
lewjen
Typical
#10 Old 30th May 2009 at 12:11 PM
ZimZ
Theorist
#11 Old 30th May 2009 at 10:51 PM
They're sooooo good! Do you like penguins? (I know about them because I used to live in England)
SaydeSim
Scholar
#12 Old 30th May 2009 at 10:57 PM
"Always go to other peoples funerals or they won't go to yours"

I like peguins? O_O
YES, I is a Nintendork!
I'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. Acutally, im not an "anytime of the day" person.
ZimZ
Theorist
#13 Old 30th May 2009 at 11:38 PM
it's chocolate...
Rapsheba555
Mad Poster
#14 Old 30th May 2009 at 11:45 PM
never heard of them.
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

Take a look-see, hmm...? Go on, click them:
The Super Mario Project, Nintendorks Island-Celebrating 2 Years Online!
SaydeSim
Scholar
#15 Old 31st May 2009 at 12:19 AM
I like chocolate milk.



*SCREAMS*

I've been stuck ALONE in this house ALLL DAY.

*sits*

Alone.
I'm going crazy.
Alone.
YES, I is a Nintendork!
I'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. Acutally, im not an "anytime of the day" person.
ZimZ
Theorist
#16 Old 31st May 2009 at 12:40 AM
well raps you live in America? if so well of course you haven't heard of them
SaydeSim
Scholar
#17 Old 31st May 2009 at 1:26 AM
*scratch*

So like does anyone have any more funny quotes?
YES, I is a Nintendork!
I'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. Acutally, im not an "anytime of the day" person.
ZimZ
Theorist
#18 Old 31st May 2009 at 1:44 AM
erm... nope not really... ermm wait yes... I can't remember who said it but...
"If you were my husband I would feed you poison" said (can't remembr her name), "If you were my wifeI would take it." said Winston Churchill. It's not that funny I just remembered it.

I have a book of quotes some are funny some are just random and they're all from famous people.
Rapsheba555
Mad Poster
#19 Old 31st May 2009 at 7:44 AM
"Stay the course" <---3 words that f-ed up American politics

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

Take a look-see, hmm...? Go on, click them:
The Super Mario Project, Nintendorks Island-Celebrating 2 Years Online!
ZimZ
Theorist
#20 Old 31st May 2009 at 8:32 AM
OOh OOh I have one! Damn i forgot it *bangs head on desk* UGH! it was hilarious... wait not really but it was kinda funny! jajajajajajaaja diugjiorjonhodrgiohhigihfdishs ugh how did this happen how could i forget it so easily ugh guhghghisegnri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone one one oneoneone
Rapsheba555
Mad Poster
#21 Old 31st May 2009 at 10:17 AM
I hate those moments.
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

Take a look-see, hmm...? Go on, click them:
The Super Mario Project, Nintendorks Island-Celebrating 2 Years Online!
Rikachu
Mad Poster
#22 Old 4th Jun 2009 at 9:05 PM
I have them frequently...
ZimZ
Theorist
#23 Old 5th Jun 2009 at 3:10 AM
Yeah I still can't remember UGH! It was very funny
Rapsheba555
Mad Poster
#24 Old 5th Jun 2009 at 3:56 AM
Blonde moment!!!
"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

Take a look-see, hmm...? Go on, click them:
The Super Mario Project, Nintendorks Island-Celebrating 2 Years Online!
ZimZ
Theorist
#25 Old 5th Jun 2009 at 5:30 AM
Yeah i have many blonde moments in Summer (that's when it goes blonde)
 
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