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Old 12th May 2018, 7:24 PM DefaultHow Do You Attract Red Ants? #1
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Because I would love to cover them in chocolate and eat them.
Old 12th May 2018, 7:50 PM #2
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started to say put on your prettiest outfit and flirt. The answer is the same way you attract any ant. I don't know that they are edible. They do have poison in them.

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Old 12th May 2018, 9:16 PM #3

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You need grape jelly with red ants. Besides, I use red ants and grape jelly in tough interrogations. Although cruel and unusual, some of these people who had this torture waived that right the moment they screamed.

If you think that's bad, severe cases required fire ants and jalapeno jelly.

Red ants and grape jelly? Reference to a Saturday Morning Cartoon Disney made many years ago called Teacher's Pet about a dog who disguises himself as a human boy and learns being human is not without it pitfalls. The red ants and grape jelly was actually a form of torture the weirdo kid in his class came up with after a dispute. Not so oddly enough, the weirdo likes his scalp covered in red ants and grape jelly.

My father upped the joke into Geneva Convention outlawing length by making it fire ants and jalapeno jelly.

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Old 12th May 2018, 11:53 PM #4

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I feel like this thread should be in Derpy McWTF.

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Old 13th May 2018, 2:34 AM #5
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Originally Posted by HarVee
I feel like this thread should be in Derpy McWTF.

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Come and visit me for a bonfire. Red ants will be trying to crawl up your shoe after 10 minutes.

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I feel like this thread should be in Derpy McWTF.

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Old 13th May 2018, 5:13 PM #7

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why would you want to attract any insects? they are sub-humans and deserve to belong in siberian labour camps

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Old 14th May 2018, 12:27 AM #8
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Well, I want to try some chocolate covered ants. Yes, I am willing to try some weird stuff.
Old 29th May 2018, 10:54 AM #9
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If you cut yourself and are around ants, they can attack your wound and begin to eat your flesh and meat. It happened to me once and I believe I almost went into cardiac arrest. Anyway I know black ants taste like pepper with a crunch, and flies taste like copper with urine.

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Old 31st May 2018, 5:04 PM #10

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I wouldn't, but if I accidentally did I'd disappear from there so fast you'd have thought you'd imagined my presence. Just saying, cos insects are manky.

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