Biography:

I'd really like to be a monkey...then again who wouldn't.. And I love Weird Al, his hair is so tasty

Location:

The North Pole...sadly not...

Interests:

Blowing up plums and drinking the lava from lava lamps...of which is not lava..

Occupation:

Building roofs for greenhouses, that are never green

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