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My Sim, The Moron (Chapter 6, final chapter, now up)
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Okay, so I've finally worked up the courage to post a story here. Now this is my first story & it's rather short (I don't think there'll be more than one or two more chapters), so I hope that doesn't bother too many people. Additionally, my graphics card at the moment bites (& the motherboard too), so I apologize in advance for the awful pictures, but until I can afford to upgrade, they're all I have.
So here is my story:


My Sim, The Moron
Chapter One

Hello there. My name is Pathos, and I am a cat. You idiotic humans & sims are completely unaware of this, but you guys do not own us. We own YOU! Now, my sim is Lynn Adams, who is particularly stupid, even for a sim, but I love her and she is MY sim.


I share Lynn with two other cats, Logos (a tomcat *shudder*) and Ethos (another female *purr*). I put up with Logos because Ethos is my friend, & she has been going on & on about how she's in love with him & wants to have his kittens. Ugh. Why on earth would any cat want to have kittens? I mean we have a serious problem with overpopulation already, no thanks to the sims & humans. Besides, kittens are so annoying & needy... kind of like dogs. Ew.
I have digressed too far from the point of my story, however: Lynn is a moron.

*author's note: kudos to you who know where I got the cats' names*


Now you may be asking (in all your inferior intelligence) exactly what makes Lynn so stupid. Well, dummies, that's what I'll be explaining to you very soon, so keep your seats. Now for the back story, which is important, as all cats know, in our superior intelligence. When Ethos, Logos, Lynn & I moved to Pleasantview, we were pretty happy, but Lynn (that dummy) had to go and mess everything up. Well, at least she feeds & cuddles us, but she subscribes to this ridiculous notion of loving "all" animals. Yeah... except roaches. Phaw! I have never understood sims' & humans' moronic attitude towards canines. They're even less intelligent than you! Why would you want to associate with such a creature, when it doesn't even feed you? Needless to say, (well, I do need to say it, or you stupid humans will never understand) Lynn began allowing canines into our small condo. They destroyed the couch. Idiots. At least Lynn was smart enough to replace the thing after they demolished it.


The "normal" canines, however, I could put up with, but what does this idiotic sim do, but let a WOLF into the house. I mean, the wolves are least a bit more intelligent than other canines, but they're DANGEROUS! Only the dumbest of the dumb would let one in.
Well that's my Lynn - the dumbest of the dumb.


Now, now. I know what you stupid people are thinking. Well, maybe you're not. Who knows what goes on inside your tiny minds? Either way, this crazy wolf did NOT turn Lynn into a werewolf. In this one case, her luck (which probably rubbed off on her from Ethos, Logos & I) managed to outweigh her stupidity.


*Coming Soon: Chapter Two!

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